hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

shit my parents are going to be home soon and i forgot to use my home-alone time to blast shakira and dance to hips don’t lie

how have i gone my whole life as an ashkenazi jew in new york who’s never had a reuben until tonight